What Is Your 'Delusional' Money Era?
You check your bank account and it's low. You...
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1. You check your bank account and it's low. You...
- Panic and create a strict budget in Excel (that I won't follow).
- Ignore it. If I don't look at it, it's not real.
- Immediately start looking for a side hustle or investment.
- Go buy an iced coffee to comfort myself.
2. According to 'Girl Math' / 'Boy Math', if you return a $50 shirt...
- I put the $50 back into my savings account.
- I now have $50 of free money to spend on something else.
- I leverage the $50 into a crypto token.
- I actually made money, so I should celebrate with dinner.
3. What is your definition of a 'small treat'?
- A $5 pastry from a local bakery.
- A $30 skincare product I saw on TikTok.
- A $150 dinner because 'I worked hard this week'.
- Booking a spontaneous flight to Europe.
4. How do you plan to actually get rich?
- Working hard, saving 20% of my income, and index funds.
- Manifesting it. Money flows to me effortlessly.
- Building a tech startup or going viral online.
- Marrying rich. I'm tired.
5. Your friend invites you to a dinner you absolutely cannot afford. You...
- Say no. I have boundaries and a budget.
- Go, order water and an appetizer, and feel awkward.
- Go, put it on my credit card, and worry about it later.
- Go, order the most expensive thing, and split the bill evenly.
6. You randomly inherit $10,000. Your first move is...
- Pay off my debts immediately.
- Put it in a high-yield savings account.
- YOLO it into an alt-coin or a risky business venture.
- Buy a designer bag and upgrade my lifestyle.
7. What is your most toxic financial habit?
- Hoarding money and refusing to enjoy life.
- Using Klarna/Afterpay for a $40 purchase.
- Buying courses on 'how to make money' instead of working.
- Tapping my card without looking at the price.
8. Your retirement plan relies heavily on...
- A standard 401k and government pensions.
- Hoping society collapses so money doesn't matter.
- Hitting one massive jackpot investment.
- Being so iconic that someone else pays for everything.