What Is Your Personal 'Roman Empire'? (Obsession Test)

1. You are staring blankly out the window. What are you thinking about?

• How massive the universe is and how tiny we are.
• An argument I had 3 years ago where I should have said something cooler.
• The tragic downfall of a celebrity or historical figure.
• A hyper-fixation hobby I am currently obsessed with.

2. A topic comes up at a party and you suddenly won't stop talking. It's...

• A bizarre conspiracy theory that kind of makes sense.
• Deep interpersonal psychology and analyzing everyone's trauma.
• A niche piece of internet drama or pop culture lore.
• Extremely specific details about a movie, game, or band.

3. When you can't sleep, your brain replays...

• Existential dread about the future and death.
• Every embarrassing thing I've done since 2012.
• Fake scenarios where I am the hero or villain of a movie.
• To-do lists and highly optimized plans for tomorrow.

4. Your YouTube history consists mostly of...

• Documentaries, space facts, or true crime.
• Vlogs, relationship advice, or psychology podcasts.
• Long video essays about media analysis or internet history.
• Speedruns, tutorials, or gear reviews.

5. You judge people if they don't know about...

• Basic geography, history, or current events.
• Emotional intelligence and self-awareness.
• The current major internet drama or meme.
• The correct way to do a highly specific task.

6. What kind of 'What If' question haunts you the most?

• What if we are living in a simulation?
• What if I had stayed with my ex / chosen a different life path?
• What if my favorite artist never released that one album?
• What if I miss my chance to be incredibly successful?

7. If you could time travel just to observe, where would you go?

• Ancient Rome, Egypt, or the building of the Pyramids.
• My own childhood, to see things from an adult perspective.
• The 1990s or 2000s club scene / pop culture peaks.
• 100 years into the future to see the technology.

8. Pick a phrase that resonates with your core:

• 'The truth is out there.'
• 'Everything happens for a reason.'
• 'Art imitates life.'
• 'Knowledge is power.'