What's Your 'Walking Red Flag'?

1. Someone leaves you on 'read' for 12 hours. Your immediate reaction?

• Mute them and pretend they don't exist.
• Double text with a passive-aggressive meme.
• Overanalyze every interaction we've ever had.
• I didn't even notice, I'm busy.

2. How do you handle apologies?

• I say 'sorry' but internally justify why I was right.
• I buy them a gift instead of actually communicating.
• I apologize profusely and make it about my guilt.
• I rarely apologize because I rarely make mistakes.

3. What does your screen time look like?

• 10+ hours of mindless doomscrolling.
• Mostly tracking my exes on burner accounts.
• Constantly checking work emails at 2 AM.
• My phone is always on DND (Do Not Disturb).

4. Your room is currently...

• A depression room, but I call it 'organized chaos'.
• Immaculate, because if it's not, I have a breakdown.
• Filled with half-finished hobbies I abandoned.
• Like a hotel room. I barely live here.

5. When someone gives you a compliment, you...

• Assume they want something from me.
• Aggressively deny it and insult myself.
• Get awkward and change the subject.
• Say 'I know, right?'

6. How do you flirt?

• By being mean to them (grade school style).
• Love-bombing them for a week, then disappearing.
• Staring intensely and hoping they read my mind.
• Making it a competition to see who cares less.

7. What's your toxic financial habit?

• Retail therapy whenever I feel slightly sad.
• Buying coffee/takeout instead of groceries.
• Hoarding money and never enjoying life.
• 'Girl math' / 'Boy math' to justify bad decisions.

8. At a party, you are the one...

• Petting the host's dog in the corner.
• Starting a philosophical debate that ruins the vibe.
• Trauma-dumping on a stranger in the bathroom.
• Trying to control the aux cord/music playlist.